Murphy's Horse Laws

[] There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat.

[] No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off.

[] The least useful horse in you barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and need the vet at least once a month.

[] A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.

[] Your favorite tack always gets chewed on, and your new blanket gets torn.

[] Tack you hate will never wear out and blankets you hate cannot be destroyed.

[] Horses you hate cannot be sold and will out live you.

[] Clipper blades will become dull when your horse is half clipped.

[] If you approach within fifty feet of your barn in clean clothes, you will get dirty.

[] The number of horses you own will increase to the number of stalls in your barn.

[] Your barn will fall down without baling twine.

[] Hoof picks always run away from home.

[] If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.

[] If you are winning, then quit, because there is only one way to go. Down!